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Wappa by Sonic Green
Wappa by Sonic Green
Finally the time has come! I get to crack into my jar of Wappa by Sonic Green. I’ve read about this strain for several months prior, so I practically jumped out of my pants at the opportunity to grab some. I apologize in advance for the obscene quantity of photos, but hopefully the cannasseurs will appreciate them. 🙂 Wappa is a full-fledged indica known to make large hammer-like colas flexing a spectrum of color. I’m particularly excited because my readings have described this strain as a pungent fruit crossed with marshmallows…and I just have to know what that means. Sonic Green provides some serious top shelf green, and knocked my socks off with their Cheesy 24k Gold. Total cannabinoids on this one are at 30.1% with 28.2% THC-A. Enough jabberin’ mates, let’s dive in!
Some things are worth waiting for, I could see through the jar how dank these lil’ nuggets were. As I attempt to get a little closer, I am swept up in a soft blanket of fruity flavor. The soft fuzzy exterior of this odor devolves into a muddled pool of sweet gooey earth. I can see where people could read marshmallow. Layered into this blissful bog is a thick haze of skunky fruit. The mist resembles a pungent and acute fruitiness similar to a grapefruit. But in addition to the grapefruit, there is another distinct fruity layer. I would describe this parallel fragrance to be a key lime. A key lime that brings forth a subdued tartness lining the rim of the collective aromas. Every breath of Wappa is refreshing and tangy like a Sprite. At the bottom of this fuzzy pop is an advanced flowery burning sensation, a gust storms in with every broken fiber. Overall, the fragrance is gentle and inviting brandishing its intoxicating sweet nature.
The stunning quality of this flower does not stop at the smell. If Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, and Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair…it’s because Wappa jacked all of them to make a coat. This bud lives in a mayhem of frosted honey colored hairs. Beneath the roaring chaos of the tendrils, lives a green glacier. This is seriously some of the most frosted flower I have seen in weeks, Wappa is truly spectacular to gaze upon. The trichomes absorb any available light in the room and reflect it as a brilliant beacon. Aside from the faces of the flower that are completely apricot due to the volume of hairs, the foliage appears to be a seductive crocodile hue.
The buds are quite compact, crunching to the touch. At the base of the stem there are long friendly fan leaves that fold up as to defend the base of this frosty fortress. Sonic Green hooked me up with some good sized flower, no popcorn nugs. <3 The flower hugs tightly to the stem, creating a large snowballing effect until the cola effectively forms a ‘fist’. I keep thinking, “Damn, this is what weed is supposed to look like.” The shimmering nugs roll in my hand leaving a wake of glittery trichomes. The welcoming green falls to a lifeless olive color as you dive deeper into the crevasses of this crystalline valley. The shallow dens are only revealed by the butter colored stalagmites.
Wappa explodes into a kief driven snow effectively coating every level of my grinder. I carefully relay the sands of dank into my trusty sherlock. Here goes. Leaf to flame, a rounded cured earthy sugar sneaks into my lungs. Tracing this cloud is a recoiling sweetness that dances around the earth qualities of this smoke. To further describe the ‘bouncy’ flavor, there is a mild foresty tang that keeps the heavy smoke afloat. Halfway through the smoke the fruit of a pungent flower emerges. The bloom erupts with spores of flavor launching in every direction! There are notes of a spicy abrasive hash, a swift gentle floweriness, a benign earthbound sucrose, and a soothing resiny quality. Every cloud from start to finish is extremely thick and full bodied.
Each breath embodies the traits of a traditional indica smoke. My tongue toils pleasurably in the syrupy and savory texture of the exhaust. I would dare to say that this strain passes my ‘Fried Chicken Test’ and conjures such an appetizing flavor that it causes me to salivate and dream of fried chicken. In the chicken’s breading there is a underlying hot pepper, so fierce that it barely registers as ‘flowery’ in origin until the last second. What I love especially about this smoke is that its flavor holds throughout the whole bowl! I would even argue that the flavor emboldens and entrenches itself deeper the further you get into the bowl. This strain certainly has two personalities. I would venture to say I almost like the ‘defeated’ hashy side of Wappa has some nuances that are even sweeter than the green smoke.
We A-OK, we just need five, my brother checked my pulse to see that I’m alive, god dang this Wappa got me high. Believe it or not, this indica sends you launching through existential planes on the back of a rocket. The explosive high could almost be regarded as sativa initially but that ride quickly peters out. As your rocket dismantles and you are left dwelling in space, the pressure starts to massage your limbs into ecstasy. As your mind is still being elevated during this universal massage, you can feel yourself being drawn back into the orbit of Earth. As you get closer to your alienated homeward your pace accelerates, it won’t be long before this high turns you into a meteor barreling towards your couch. The euphoria brought on by this strain is formidable and is not for those weak of spirit.
Wappa is definitely a strain that will help you miss work. As an indica heavyweight, I welcome the challenge and find the grounding qualities to be playful. As I bask in the sloppy tide pool of indica pleasure, I discuss matters of life with ethereal beings. Well, I feel like I could if I wanted to…Wappa is a very profound meditative high. I wouldn’t regard the high as incapacitating unless it was embraced at the end of a hard day, but in that case Wappa is still exactly what you need! Wappa is truly a font of indica pleasure. I feel myself losing a sense of time, anxiety, and worry. I am only bothered with what is directly in front of me and for an over thinker like me, that is exactly what I seek! The high for me is also very welcoming, inspiring, and creative. In a way, you melt like a marshmallow onto any task that lie before you. Challenge or not, you will be down to fit the keyhole for any position. If Wappa could have a slogan it would be “Go Forth and Crush it!”
Oh no baby, what is you doin’? I told myself I’d never fall in love again but Wappa by Sonic Green is after my own heart. It is nice to know that there are true palpable indica sensations in the recreational market. Sonic Green is 2 for 2 in my book, and they have earned their place at the $60.00 price point. I am confident that you get what you pay for, especially with Sonic Green. I highly recommend Wappa to anyone who can acquire it because it is truly something to behold. A special thanks to my friends at Clutch Cannabis for only keeping the dankest cannabis on their shelves. They don’t play with that dookie bud. Fulfill all of your cannabis needs through the cannabis community on the Canfinder app! It’s free, there is no reason you shouldn’t check out Canfinder for iPhone and Android. Everybody enjoy the rest of their Sunday and get high as hell because I know that’s what I’ll be doing.
Stay high and stay blessed,
Got luh for da six